Kiwanis Club of San Ramon Valley

Internal Newsletters

March 2, 2017

GUEST- DENNIS CUFF- BAY AREA NEWS GROUP
 
ANNOUNCEMENTS-
 
JOHN- DEADLINE FOR GRANTS APPLICATION IS MONDAY 03/06/2017. THEY MUST BE FILED ONLINE!
KIM- SAN RAMON CHAMBER MIXER IS ON 03/16/17 AT BRIDGES CC 5:00 TO 7:30 PM. KIM NEEDS TWO MORE HELPERS
DOUG- BYE BYE BIRDY THIS SUNDAY- MEET AT PETE’S AT NOON FOR LUNCH BEFORE PLAY
PIET- NEEDS HELP WTH SHUTTLES FOR PARADE
EILEEN- SOCIAL NIGHT IS 03/18/17 MEET AT MELO’S AT 5PM BEFORE BOWLING
 
HAPPY/SAD-
 
NICK- THANKSFUL FOR CRAB FEED/ WIFE’S NOW TEACHING
HENRY- HAPPY FOR GOLF WITH JOY / SAD FOR ACADEMY AWARDS/ HAPPY AT CUT OF NEW UNDERWEAR
ANSELMO- CAST OFF- LEARNING TO WALK AGAIN/SAD FOR KD INJURY
RON-SKIING WITH KIDS AND PICKING UP THE TAB!
LIZ- NAYELI TAKING JHOCKEY SKILLS ON THE ROAD/ELIANA STARTING SOFTBALL CAREER
KENT-SAD KD OUT!/ SNOW IS KILLER/CAMPING WAS FUN!!
GARY-SAD FOR MOTHER IN LAWS STROKE/HAPPY FOR BASKETBALL PLAYOFFS/HAPPY FOR HAWAIIAN VACATION TO KAUAI
PIET-HAPPR FOR JULY FIFTH/STOCK MARKET RISING!
JOHN- OFF TO WCC TOURNEY/ SNOWPACK 185%
KIM-MOM’S BDAY SATURNDAY/HAD A BLAST IN NAPA WITH OLD FRIENDS
 
PROGRAM- DENNIS CUFF IS A JOURNALIST TACKLING WATER AND ENVIRONMENTAL ISSUES. CALIFORNIA IS A LAND OF EXTREMES. JUST RECENTLY CALIFORNIA WAS TRUCKING SALMON SO THEY COULD SPAWN SUCCESSFULLY DUE TO LOW WATER LEVELS AND PEOPLE WERE FIND EFOR EXCESSIVE WATER USE. EBMUD WAS ALSO BUYING WATER FROM RICE GROWERS IN CHICO AND NOW ARE LAKES ARE FULL.
 
WE NEED TO EXPAND NEW RESERVOUIRS AND POSSIBLE CLEANING SEWAGE AND PUTTING IT BACK INTO THE WATER TABLE. THE GOVERNOR WANTS TO HAVE TUNNELS UNDER THE DELTA BUT FARMERS NEED TO WEIGH COSTS TO THEM IN RELATION TO THEIR BENEFITS.
 
MYSTERY- (KENT) CAPITALIZES ON ANSLEMO’S GIMPINESS
FINE FREE-(PIET) HENRY AND LIZ’S CONVERSATION MAKES THEM $1.00 POORER
FINE FREE NEXT WEEK- EL PRESIDENTE
RAFFLE-PAUL BYER
 
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Tory Taylor